A Mallard Fillmore War on Christmas Special

Ya know, Tinsey-Winsey, if you would divert just ten percent of the energy you spend whining about people not sufficiently bending over backwards to pander to your seasonal totems to actually propagating seasonal cheer--you would have such a hardcore merryass Christmas, it wouldn't even be funny.

...oh, who am I kidding? I know damn well that Tinz's favorite thing about Christmas is whining about how he's being brutally persecuted by Yule Nazis wishing him "happy holidays." Carry on, my good man.