Mallardrunkenness

Sometimes I think just reading Mallard is enough to make one drunk. Not that he's ever been coherent, but I get the distinct impression that, post-election, he's just kind of given up--that he's realized that it really doesn't matter what he says. No one's listening. Actually, he should be thankful for that last one. Anyway, if there were a left-wing equivalent to Mallard, I think it'd look a li'l something like this: