New Zombie-Oriented Chick Tract
CF.
But alas, it's only a dream--oh Jack, you shameless tease.
Actually, it turns out they're the dreaded Metaphor Zombies. You know THAT guy's a blast at parties.
Also featuring this awesome bit of theology:
I dunno...that sounds at least ghost-ish. I don't think "inability to sit on thrones" is what most people really associate with ghosts.
Another tract where I'm not wholly certain someone's not fucking with us.
But alas, it's only a dream--oh Jack, you shameless tease.
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Actually, it turns out they're the dreaded Metaphor Zombies. You know THAT guy's a blast at parties.
Also featuring this awesome bit of theology:
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I dunno...that sounds at least ghost-ish. I don't think "inability to sit on thrones" is what most people really associate with ghosts.
Another tract where I'm not wholly certain someone's not fucking with us.
I had a wonderful dream, Freddy Krueger, and you were there; and Wolfman, you were there; and you were there, Nosferatu!