"Sea Monkey Fetish"...
...currently has no google hits. Let's try to change that, shall we? And by that, I mean. A fetish. For sea monkeys. Brine shrimp. A brine shrimp fetish; a fetish for brine shrimp. Latin name Artemia Salina. Artemiasalinaphilia, to coin a word. I don't know how long keywords take to register with google, but I noticed that, finally, this page shows up if you type in "inchoatia," so hopefully we'll get there.
I actually do have a Sea Monkey fetish! Not for brine shrimp, but for Sea Monkeys as they appeared in old comic book ads. As a boy, I remembered being extremely turned on by those ads, partly because the Sea Monkeys were - gulp - nude. Ever since, I've fantasized about living life as a Sea Monkey, swimming free and naked with my Sea Monkey companions. Seriously!
Sorry, I forgot to leave my name in that last post, it's Dave.
Keep the sea monkey dream alive and never stop reaching for that rainbow!