Fun with Chick Tracts

You know, I'm not usually a big fan of the Chick Tracts that don't have an original story, but I have to say, I'm really loving this one. The artwork has this hilarious Mad Magazine thing going on. Just check out how delighted the guy in the first panel is to be eating. Or the way Adam and Eve are violently devouring the fruit. Or the crazy-person look on the face of the guy explaining how Jesus healed the sick and raised the dead. And some of the writing is just priceless. The ten best lines:

01. "We all came from the same parents. NOT THESE"

02. "Why do we do bad things? Because we're all sinners. What a bummer....how come?"

03. "Will sinners go to heaven? NO! THAT'S BAD NEWS!"

04. "We're all going to hell. That's NOT cool!

05. "But the papa wasn't human...God was the daddy..."

06. "'He's ALIVE?' 'It's never happened before!' 'No, no, no! It can't happen!'

07. "Fucking fuckety fuck! There's nothing wrong with adultery or lying!"

08. "I love my sin...oops!"

09. "I LOVE being nasty..."

10. "Either way...You WILL bow down to Jesus." (...so he's kind of like General Zod, then?)

Anyway. Fun times.