Make way for ducklings!

Update: here's the original, for context. The first text box in my remix really does sum up what he seems to be saying. I like the "you heard me, lefties: I said it" in the panel with the funny man. Like he wants us to go, Oh no you di'int! Yup, you said it all right, Tinz...maybe if you'd said it before you started hitting the bottle, we'd have some idea of what "it" entailed.