Fuck Daylight Savings Time

Or Standard Time--I never know which one is which. All I know is, I will vote for any candidate who runs on a platform of going ahead an hour in the Fall AND the Spring. Some defeatist, cut-and-run, liberal naysaysers might whine that if we did this, it would be dark at noon after a while. This is because they are not Serious about the War on Time. If they're not willing to do everything necessary to defeat the forces of chronofascism, how can we trust them with the highest office in the land?