Obvious Prediction
This live-action Alvin and the Chipmunks movie is going to be unspeakably hideous. The first preview I saw consisted of a coprophagia "joke." Don't you just want to punch moviemakers in the throat sometimes? Or all the time?
... well yeah mostly the ones that turn out such pap and call it art. I never liked the stupid chipmunks anyway. Dave is a complete idiot.
Fart jokes are still funny somewhere but I think a hot iron rod to a handy sphincter might get their attention faster than a shit-eatin grin. Waddaya expect in this day and age of South Park? I had enough coprophagia when my little brother was still in diapers and later when Brigadier Pudding was dying from e-coli. After that it's not even funny.
Can I just ask the following question:
WHAT THE FUCK IS DAVID CROSS DOING IN THIS MOVIE?
I don't want to punch all movie makes in the face all the time, but I do want to punch some movie makers in the face all the time.