Sunday, December 09, 2007

Obvious Prediction

This live-action Alvin and the Chipmunks movie is going to be unspeakably hideous. The first preview I saw consisted of a coprophagia "joke." Don't you just want to punch moviemakers in the throat sometimes? Or all the time?

3 Comments:

Blogger Marcus pontificated to the effect that...

... well yeah mostly the ones that turn out such pap and call it art. I never liked the stupid chipmunks anyway. Dave is a complete idiot.

Fart jokes are still funny somewhere but I think a hot iron rod to a handy sphincter might get their attention faster than a shit-eatin grin. Waddaya expect in this day and age of South Park? I had enough coprophagia when my little brother was still in diapers and later when Brigadier Pudding was dying from e-coli. After that it's not even funny.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous dlauthor pontificated to the effect that...

Can I just ask the following question:

WHAT THE FUCK IS DAVID CROSS DOING IN THIS MOVIE?

11:38 PM  
Blogger Chance pontificated to the effect that...

I don't want to punch all movie makes in the face all the time, but I do want to punch some movie makers in the face all the time.

12:20 AM  

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