Shorter This Week's South Park

"As rich, white, straight jackasses, we are highly qualified to dictate what disadvantaged groups are allowed to find offensive."

Why do I even watch this show? Because it's funny sometimes, I guess. But holy SHIT, this week's episode was the most asinine fucking thing I've ever seen. WAY WAY WAY worse than last week's. Thanks for providing an extra excuse for high school assholes to heap abuse on closeted gay kids, you stupid fucking shitheads.