IMPORTANT NOTICE

It has come to my attention that as mind-bogglingly brilliant as it is, the idea of duck characters on currency has not yet been sufficiently fleshed out. So now, I present to you the complete, official plan.

Penny--Gus Goose
Nickel--April, May, and June Duck
Dime--Magica de Spell
Quarter--Neighbor Jones
Fifty-Cent Piece--Beagle Boys
Dollar Coin--Flintheart Glomgold
Dollar Bill--Donald Duck
Two-Dollar Bill--Grandma Duck
Five-Dollar Bill--Daisy Duck
Ten-Dollar Bill--Ludwig Von Drake
Twenty-Dollar Bill--Grandma Duck
Fifty-Dollar Bill--Gyro Gearloose
Hundred-Dollar Bill--Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck
Five-Hundred-Dollar Bill--Gladstone Gander
Thousand-Dollar Bill--Scrooge McDuck
Five-Thousand-Dollar Bill--Goldie O'Gilt
Ten-Thousand-Dollar Bill--Cornelius Coot