Cancel My Subscription to the Resurrection

Every time I get another goddamn email from Barack Obama's mailing list, I hit "unsubscribe," and every time I send an incrementally more enraged "message" (ha--as if anyone possibly reads that shit) along with it. But do the emails stop? They do not. Christ--it's bad enough that I'm probably going to end up disgusting myself by voting for the fucker; now I'm also supposed to actually listen to his vapid, self-justifying bullshit? Fuck that noise.

To be fair (if "fair" is the word I'm looking for) this is far more likely a technical problem than active dickery. But is the fact that the President of the United States is unable to conduct a mailing list with the same level of technical competence we've come to expect from porn spammers really especially comforting? I submit that it is not.