Who Whatrich?

Fuckin' Robocall from Unrepentant Shithead Newt Gingrich about how failed European socialist policies blah blah I want to be your next president. Man, what an unrepentant shithead. I know I just said that, but it bears repeating. I do take a certain comfort in knowing the following: it doesn't matter what you "want," you unrepentant shithead, because you are not going to be my next president or anyone else's. I enjoy imagining the impotent frustration that he would feel if he knew that I--who follow politics in a fairly morbidly-obsessive fashion--had, prior to this call, been pretty sure that he had dropped out of the race months ago. I'm sure I'm not alone in this. Go peddle your unrepentant shitheadedness elsewhere, you unrepentant shithead.