Good news, everyone!

You know how sometimes you'll just be walking around, not a care in the world, thinking how much God hates people who aren't you, when suddenly you'll meet some Jesuits, and goshdarnit, you left your anti-Jesuit comix at home, so you can't tell them comprehensively how Satanic they are?  Don't you hate it when that happens?  Well, those dark days are at an end, my friend, 'cause now, you can just whip out your iphone and have that important data right at your fingertips!