So I keep seeing ads for this thing in my
facebook feed:
Presumably because they think it would
be of interest to me. And...it kind of is, really. It seems like a
cool and useful little device. What d'ya reckon it costs? Like
fifty dollars or something? Let's just click over to the site; maybe
I'll FIVE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE DOLLARS?!? In fairness, you can get it
for "only" three hundred twenty-nine dollars if you
preorder from indiegogo--a price that only seems non-insane by
comparison. Now, yes, you could get a cheap laptop, install
OpenOffice, wipe all other programs from the system, and you'd be
good to go. Still, I can certainly understand being willing to pay
at least some premium for a specially-designed screen; certainly, the
eink display (like in an ereader) is appealing. But GOOD GOD is that
ever an eye-watering premium to pay. I mean, I GUESS if you're rich
enough that the absurd price doesn't even register, then okay. But I
think the makers really should have at least provided some
justification for this price. Come on.
ACTUALLY, though, NOT okay. Here are
several things that demonstrate why I wouldn't buy this thing even
if the price were reasonable, and why if baffles me that there are
people who would. So, there's
this
astonishing paragraph:
While the hardware isn’t all
that different [from a previous product with a similar MO that they
released], Astrohaus is giving users more flexibility with the
software. People previously couldn’t skip around a document —
typos couldn’t be corrected without deleting everything written
after it — but now, users can go back and correct their work. They
still can’t cut and paste paragraphs, but at least they can remove
annoying errors.
...
ARE YOU SHITTING ME HERE OR WHAT? You
seriously released a product with a crippled word processor that
didn't let you backspace? How the fuck was THAT remotely
justifiable? And, you know, it's nice that they've fixed that, but,
from the lack of cut-and-paste capability, it's pretty obvious that
this thing is severely, severely limited in the ONE thing it's
supposed to do. You guys know that OpenOffice, a fully-featured
program, is FREE, right? My mind boggles. You say this is meant to
be written on, but users are STILL going to have to use an actual
computer to edit their work when they're done with a draft. How is
this half-assedness acceptable?
And then there's
this,
which is somehow a positive review in spite of this bit:
Unfortunately, e-ink is still
a bit pokey. My fingers tapped out words far faster than the screen
could display them. That meant I would make typos but not see them
until I was already tapping away on the next sentence, forcing me to
backspace a lot.
So...what you're saying is, this is
basically worthless for any marginally competent touch-typist. WOW.
This whole thing is just so obviously broken. I don't know what to
say. You might say "hey, you haven't used it yourself; it's
unfair to judge. But is it? Is it really? I've only quoted from
two positive reviews, and both of them make the
product sound like useless garbage. That's not my fault.
The irksome thing is that this really
makes me want a product that actually does what
this thing claims to. Not six-hundred-dollars cool, but a hundred,
even a hundred fifty, sure. You would think this would be technology
that would exist, but this bizarrely misguided thing suggests that
maybe...it doesn't? The fact that they've raised five
hundred percent of their target so far does not seem to
indicate that people are very good at critical thought.