HO HO HO! MERRY XMAS!

...or "Happy Librul Secular Humanism Day," as the evil denizens of conservative columnists' imaginations would prefer. (You WILL have Christmas cheer, goddamnit!) It's hard to feel all THAT much goodwill to all men and whatnot in this particular climate, but what the hell--have a good day, if you can manage it. What would it hurt? Cheers.