I get fan mail
(Yes, it's true: I am the proud author of the world's only Dangerous Dave FAQ.)
Today, I found this in my inbox:
Dude, I (assuming you're a man)will HAPPILY preform philatio to your
bidding, on account of the fact that you took your time to write up a DD
FAQ. I played this game from age 10-12 (I'm 21, now), and I, like you,
never beat it back then. A wonderful concoction consisting (I just
love con-words)of my boredom and your faq have bread (I feel like a
poet)inspiration for me to finish what I started all those years ago. From now on, my mission will be . . . TO BEAT DANGEROUS AVE!!!! BTB, I
always thought the game was called Danger Dave. I MISS FLOPPIES!!! Agian,
thanks for being cool, and I promise not to stalk you.
Many thanks to this highly enthusiastic person for the kind words.
Today, I found this in my inbox:
Dude, I (assuming you're a man)will HAPPILY preform philatio to your
bidding, on account of the fact that you took your time to write up a DD
FAQ. I played this game from age 10-12 (I'm 21, now), and I, like you,
never beat it back then. A wonderful concoction consisting (I just
love con-words)of my boredom and your faq have bread (I feel like a
poet)inspiration for me to finish what I started all those years ago. From now on, my mission will be . . . TO BEAT DANGEROUS AVE!!!! BTB, I
always thought the game was called Danger Dave. I MISS FLOPPIES!!! Agian,
thanks for being cool, and I promise not to stalk you.
Many thanks to this highly enthusiastic person for the kind words.
posted by GeoX, one of the GeoX boys. at 10:32 PM
I enjoy spelling errors. Highly.
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