Karl Rove
I don't really have much to say about this situation: naturally, I hope that, to paraphrase the man himself, he gets fucked like he's never been fucked before. And I hope he brings down the whole damn edifice with him. But what I really would like to do here is to point out that he looks a lot like Philip Seymour Hoffman's character in Happiness--the slovenly obscene phone caller. Only without the moral conviction. I'd post comparision pictures if I could find anything of Hoffman in that role.
You know he's going to get away with this. He's Karl Rove. He gets away with everything.
But I'm sure it'll come back to him one day.