New Chick Tract

Yeah. It's actually kind of convoluted and lame, but I do like the way it plays on the sheer naked avarice of its readers. Notice that the scary wife never actually becomes any less greedy and grasping when she accepts Jesus. GODDAMIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PASSED UP ALL THAT MONEY ARGH FUCK FUCK FUCK...what? Eternal salvation. Well...okay, I guess that'll be a partial consolation. Sigh.

In any case, a salutary message for sinners everywhere.