Festive Duck-related idiocy

HA HA HA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LIBERALS CARE ABOUT GENOCIDE! SILLY LIBERALS!

Ya might think the time-travelin' liberal media conspiracy would care more about the decimation of the indigenous people community, but I guess that would be less, uh, hilarious. Anyway, I strongly suspect that all The Tinz knows about Thanksgiving he learned whilst making construction paper pilgrim hats in kindergarten, so let's not be too hard on him.

In summary: Michael Wigglesworth would kick Tinsley's wannabe-puritan ass.