What the fuck, Duck?

I suppose it was inevitable that he would go with the ol' "the conservatives weren't conservative enough, so the people voted for people who were less conservative" argument," as nonsensical as it is. Give him credit, though: he so rarely strays from his inane sniping at liberal strawmen that it's very difficult to pin him down as ever having been for much of anything, which gives him some ill-deserved wiggle room in repudiating his fellow republicans.

But more important: an elephant prostitute? Seriously, Tinz: huh?