This oughta be good.

It's true that I am paying rapt attention to Bruce's headlong dash towards rock bottom, as are a few other folks, but does he really imagine that being relentlessly mocked by a handful of low-traffic weblogs is the same as having the attention of "the media?" Sorry, Tinz, but I'm afraid that if you really want the media's attention, you're going to have to go on another drunken bender. Good luck with that!