Incredible New Chick Tract!

When my brother wrote to give me a heads-up about the new Chick tract, he alleged that it was "possibly the greatest one ever." Naturally, I was skeptical--that's a pretty high bar to clear. To achieve that level of greatness, I thought, it would have to feature Pirate Grandpa battling Muslim ninjas atop an exploding zeppelin--high above the streets of Neo-Tokyo! But I'm a big enough man to admit it: I was wrong. I know I usually try to provide some sort of commentary on these things, but in this case I feel like there's nothing I say. This tract is so awesome as to defy commentary. Just read it.