A cigar is NEVER EVER EVER just a cigar.

You know, the "stories" they published in old Disney comics were really a whole new level of hell--invariably striking out to new frontiers of fatuousness. I'd love to hear an account from one of the anonymous drones they got to write these things. This one is amusing, though, if, like me, you see every goddamn thing as a metaphor.. Goofy: The Average American; plants/fish: A-rabs/Persians; Mickey: A Guy Who Sadly Does Not Exist.