Friday, August 29, 2008

Sara Who?

"Hi, I'm John McCain. Remember all that stuff about experience being VITAL for a President and about how we shouldn't take Obama seriously because he's a celebrity? Well guess what, my friends? My contempt for you is so absolute that I'm no longer even going to do you the courtesy of pretending that that was ever anything more than cynical bullshit. And I'm pretty certain that you're too stupid to even notice, given your track record. Prove me wrong, bitches. Here's my impression of how I think this decision is going to affect you: DUUURRRRR HAWT CHICK ME VOTE MCCAIN. That, my friends, is leadership we can believe in."


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