Limerick Time

There once was a pirate named Little,
An enigma wrapped in a riddle.
While robbing some fools
He said "you know the rules
"I want gold, boys, not Kraft Peanut Brittle."

UPDATE: And JUST LIKE THAT, this blog becomes the number one google hit for "Kraft Peanut Brittle!" Only with quotes, yeah yeah, but never mind--that's POWER, baby!