And the award for fastest self-contradiction goes to...

...Danny Wahler, of Mainsburg, PA! Take it away, Danny:

[blahdy blah, Obama is teh suxxorz]

I wonder how much longer it will take the biased big media and the naive sheep who elected this inexperienced amateur, to realize he is no different than any other slick politician?

[blahdy blah]

Within the space of ten words and one misplaced comma! An amazing performance! Competitors in future years are going to have to have their work cut out for them if they want to be able to compete at this level.