I'm not sure what this proves, but it's definitely something sinister.

As we all know, Obama is an illegitimate President due to not showing us all his sekrit, vault copy, titanium, sooper-triple-secret polly wolly olly wolly ump bump fuzz birth certificate blargh. However, I have recently obtained disturbing information on the birth certificate front,
to wit:


UNACCEPTABLE ID DOCUMENTS

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Any expired ID
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International driver’s license
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Draft classification card
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International student ID
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Credit/debit card of any kind
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Notary-prepared letter or document
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Social Security card
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Employee ID card
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Learner’s permit or any temporary ID (for example, a temporary driver’s license)
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Birth certificate
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Any photocopied document

ACK! OBAMA ISN'T QUALIFIED TO TAKE THE GRADUATE RECORD EXAM! OR MAYBE HE'S OVER-QUALIFIED! WHO KNOWS! NO TIME TO THINK RATIONALLY! NO TIME TO NOT RUN AROUND CRASHING INTO WALLS IN SHEER TERROR! MUST START PANICKING! ##QRHEUIFDS(*RY#(WQ*$&@*($%#@$23™£™¢™¨ƒ˚®˜ƒ∆®´∑ƒ∑´ƒ˚∫´®∑߃™£¢4wouehiuodfhew´ ¨˙ƒ∑´øߨƒ˙∑ófhr4w382