What am I not necessarily saying today?

I am not necessarily saying that anyone deserves to be forcible castrated sans anesthetic, but if I were saying that, I would most certainly be saying it about Tucker Max. I mean, he's certainly not any better than Duane Marvy, and no one complained when he got his, amirite?

What the HELL, humanity? I put in a good faith effort to not completely lose faith in you, and you insist on barfing up things like this? People made this movie. Other people think it's the funniest thing ever.