The most pointless post on this entire blog?

Could be! I now present to you the lyrics of Sparks' classic, breakthrough single "This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us," every line having first been filtered through Translation Party. Your mileage may vary, since the results differ depending on punctuation and capitalization. Interestingly, I found that "This town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us."--with the period--nets the following result:

Only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only, size is important enough for both the only town not been made.

Why so only-y? It is a mystery! Anyway:

Contact Size Is Sufficient

We met her at the zoo.
Your favorite type of mammal, she is tonight.
Heart rate, heart rate increased.
Cy bond shall hear the thunder tigers and elephants stampeding.

The important towns on both sides is not enough.
And it is going to leave me alone!

Flying flying domestic routes.
Every time I was afraid to close the cabin crew.
Heart rate, heart rate increased.
Presence, Hiroshima, khaki, and his death is imminent.

The important town on both sides is not enough.
And it is going to leave me alone!

Daily except Sunday,
One day, she is a waste of time, the cafe on the display.
Heart rate, heart rate increased.
Another protein, 20 now, people must eat more to maintain required.

The important towns on both sides is not enough.
And it is going to leave me alone!

Separate shower.
Now, the best chance to clean her.
Heart rate, heart rate increased.
Foreign investors reduce the hail of bullets without.

The important towns on both sides is not enough.
And it is going to leave me alone!

Census, the latest census.
Live close enough in town, another girl.
Heart rate, heart rate increased.

And it is important to know the size of the festival in the town.
Important town of the size of the patch.
I'm not disappear!