And the beat goes on.

"Republicans Block US Health Aid for 9/11 Workers." There's no way to talk about this shit without sounding hyperbolic, but when you think about it, you'll realize that I'm right: if, in an election, you have a choice between a republican and a serial killer, you are morally obligated to vote for the serial killer, who, whatever his faults, is at least much less efficient at what he does.