Flann O'Brien, The Hard Life: An Exegesis of Squalor (1961)
Ack! Why does the title appear as part
of the subtitle of O'Brien's previous novel? IT'S TOO CONFUSING
ARGH. Well, calm yourself, citizen. Take a deep breath and know
that in spite of the titular similarities, this is a completely
different novel than that other one. Given that he was writing
The Poor Mouth exclusively for an Irish-speaking
audience, O'Brien wouldn't have had reason to concern himself with
our later consternation (I AM VERY CONSTERNATED).
Right, so the narrator is named
Finbarr; his mother dies when he's small, so he and his older
brother, Manus, go to live with an uncle, Mr. Collopy and his
daughter, Annie. And he has to go to school and do normal stuff like
that. You would expect--from the title and just
generally from the premise--that this would be a tale of grinding
misery, not unlike The Poor Mouth but less
specifically Gaelic. You'd be wrong, though. It's not a
great life, but Collopy isn't a terrible
surrogate parent. I mean, not great either, but
if you were a Dickensian orphan, you would consider yourself
fortunate to have him looking after you. As I said, kind of normal.
So what happens? Well, Collopy argues with a Jesuit Priest, Father
Fahrt (ho ho) about Jesuits; his brother, Manus (normally just
referred to as "the brother") starts wheeling and dealing
and making money in not-super-ethical ways and eventually moves to
London. Collopy is devoted to some sort of cause related to women's
rights which is only spoken of vaguely and euphemistically. They go
to Rome to see the Pope. And, well, that's about yer lot.
The thing is, it's an extremely
odd book, by O'Brien's standards. Because, while
there are elements of wackiness--the brother's
first money-making scheme is mail-order tightrope-walking courses;
the Pope ends up getting in a fight with Collopy and damning him to
hell--it's really not especially wacky. It's more restrained than
any of his other novels. And yet, these realistic elements are so
underplayed that the whole thing really feels like neither fish nor
fowl. It's not strange enough to get by on that alone, but neither
does it entirely work as a realist novel. Reading it was certainly
not an unpleasant experience, and, you know, it's short, so not much
of a sacrifice in any case, but I think we have to put this down as
the author's weakest novel.