This is too obscure for most people to get...
...but I wanted to put it out there anyway: Donald Trump is TOTALLY Pokey from Mother 3, and it is SUPER EASY to imagine that, given the right circumstances, he would gladly consign himself to the same horrific fate. That is all.
posted by GeoX, one of the GeoX boys. at 2:16 PM
That...is eerily accurate. Particularly since, in Mother 3, Pokey is a decrepit old man who has developed quite a bit of real estate.
SK