Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Pirate Shoot-Outs

I know that real-life, modern-day piracy is a serious issue that bears no relation to the Robert Lewis Stevenson/Monkey Island kind. So I KNOW this is a callous thing to say. Nevertheless: it's hard not to experience a feeling of profound awesomeness when you read a headline like "3 Pirates May be dead in shootout." And as if that weren't enough, the article itself features comments from a "pirate spokesman." That's right: a pirate spokesman. Is a cooler job than that even theoretically imaginable?


Anonymous Anonymous pontificated to the effect that...

Oh rally dawlink. Indeed my deaah, spokebersoning for birates brings to minde Dick Cheney, eh? Wuten ya agrea I mane ue el s?

aarrggh the blighters...

2:23 PM  

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