Why?
I do my best not to traffic in fluffy celebrity gossip-type non-news, but tragically, I had couldn't but see the headline as I scanned google news. Ugh. I resent living a culture where I'm forced to have things like this stuck in my brain. Time to call Jihad on People Magazine. And while we're at it, also on Entertainment Weekly. Because, come on.
posted by GeoX, one of the GeoX boys. at 3:20 PM
People and Entertainment Weekly are two very different publications. I'll defend Entertainment Weekly as a snarky, intelligent mainstream pop culture magazine...People is like US Weekly: a very gossipy pop culture mag.
You're Gabrielle, aren't you? I thought that comment might bring you out of the woodwork. I will have to trust you on this one, as I have no no plans to find out more on the subject.