Damn communist gamers

So at some point, some random Russian gamefaqs-type website stole my old and creaky faq for Dangerous Dave. I am vaguely annoyed, yet also flattered. I would half-jokingly complain to someone, but I don't speak furrin. But I am gratified to see that my faq apparently got seventy-one percent of...something. That oughta be good fodder for the ol' cv. I think seventy-one is probably about what it deserves. It has good information; it'll get you through the game in style. Unfortunately, it is undeniably overly cutesy in parts. Also, I never bothered updating it with the important information on how to recognize the illusion platforms. This post has no point. Here's a random image I made here:



Update: yeah, fucked if I know why it won't display. Click on the thin little box and you can bring it up.