As for today's Mallard Bloodpool...
...I just want to note that when he says "according to this book" he almost certainly actually means "according to this article in USA Today." Oh, Bruce--you're so cute when you pretend to read books.
Labels: Duckfuckery
No no no. That's the Old Testament version. In the New Testament version, they were married. Sodom picked up an STD when he committed an unusual form of adultery and gave it to Gomorrah. That's why it's called gomorrhea.