Wednesday, December 21, 2005

More from Joe Deck

Pecan Swirlz Rool

I can't believe what I see—
A bullet hole going through me.
All I did was eat a snack
Of pecan swirls—the last one in the pack.
Pecan swirls are the best,
They're better than donut holes and all the rest.
Little Billy down the street
Likes pecan swirls because they're sweet.
What I did he thought uncool,
He simply said, “pecan swirls rule!”

The Man Who Could Not Stand the Rain

There was a man who could not stand the rain.
People thought, “Could he be insane?”
He said, “I simply prefer not the rain.
This simple preference makes me not insane.”

--Joe Deck



Post a Comment

<< Home