Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Spam subject lines that make me giggle

The internet is a funny place. Also, scary.

the giant pecker drilled Annie without control

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

Try to tame this fire which hides within hot mature women with an explosive lust for young boners.

The Pacific is nothing comparing to the ocean of your sperm with Spermamax.

With Ultra Allure Pheromones women will hunt for you like the hunters hunt for deer.

Virility Patch will make your penis noticeable from the distance of 1 mile.

With our Soft Cialis Tabs you will be able to chop the wood with your dick.(Warning: don’t try it).

(is that disclaimer a misguided stab of humor, are were they actually worried that someone would take them up on this claim and subsequently take legal action against them? All I know is, I’d pay to see those court proceedings.)


Anonymous Anonymous pontificated to the effect that...

Ah, yes, I got one for 'Spermamax' as well: "Make her drown in your sperm with Spermamax." That one ought to go over well.

- SK

2:51 PM  

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