The Philadelphia Eagles Football Club has won the Super Bowl of American Football.

This is a fact.  A thing that happened.  My football fandom has become much more circumspect as late--partly because football destroys people and partly because the NFL is an indefensible entity quite apart from that--but I cannot deny that this made me happy.  That means I'm part of the problem, I know.  But I still wanted to note it here.  It happened.  I watched it happen.  And...that is that.